ZThemes

hartbigandbuttz:

chainsawnicorn:

Crikey.

*Single tear rolls down cheek* Conceal. Don’t feel. Don’t let it show.

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along.

opheliaownsyou:

moki240:

cluelessnu:

ghazrat:

cluelessnu:

gophersrus:

kate—-kane:

asynca:

polynesiandream:

sejoe:

The Nature of the World

Lmao OZ & NZ thou

What Australia contributes to society: bushfires and death. 

fucking lol. so accurate.

Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

No no, we ARE the Fire Nation.

and we’re coming after the World with our fauna and flora. XD

No, we are actually the Fire Nation

actual, not-photoshopped image of an Australian fire tornado

(Source: mapsontheweb)

lgbbq:

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is

(Source: handsthatthieve)

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

(Source: maimedlion)

reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

(Source: cis-phobia)

(Source: bloodyoathmate)

cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(Source: felixdawkins23)

arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

misswho221b:

this should’ve been the movie poster

misswho221b:

this should’ve been the movie poster

(Source: yallons)

castieltherebel:

spockhetti:

AU where magic and unicorns and mermaids and dragons exist and people read cool fantasy books about taxes and dishwashers

arthur weasley

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion